Showing posts with label crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crap. Show all posts

3/12/09

Worst Harrison Ford Movies

Here's the flipside to the best list. It is shorter, though. Sorry. It's like I said, I cut him a lot of slack. A couple of these aren't even that bad.

1. Working Girl (1988)
2. More American Graffiti (1979)
3. Random Hearts (1999)
4. The Devil's Own (1997)
5. Frantic (1988)

2/15/09

Worst movies of 2009

I've decided to start a new blog chronicling the worst movies I see each year. Keep in mind, I am not a critic. I am not paid to watch movies. I see what I think looks good and worth the roughly fifty bucks I'll end up shelling out on a night at the movies. Therefore, you will never (knock on wood) see a Olsen twins or Steven Segal movie on these lists. A couple of caveats: I do have a daughter, turning six this year, who will drag me to the occasional crap-fest (Doogal, The Tale of Despereaux), a wife who will drag me to a different kind of crap-fest (Twilight), and I, myself, am a sucker for 3D movies (see below), since (like decent popcorn) you can only get that kind of corny, greasy, bad-for-you fun in the theater.

1. Bride Wars
2. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
3. My Bloody Valentine 3D
4. Knowing
5. Adventureland
6. Paul Blart: Mall Cop
7. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
8. He's Just Not That Into You
9. Friday the 13th
10. The Uninvited

2/4/09

Worst Oscar Nominees

Here's the worst list. It's not just winners to broaden the playing field, but they are all nominees for Best Picture.

1. Working Girl (1988)
2. Goodbye, Mr. Chips (1939)
3. Munich (2005)
4. Love Story (1970)
5. Doctor Zhivago (1965)
6. The Sound of Music (1965)
7. Elizabeth (1998)
8. A Man for All Seasons (1966)
9. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
10. Romeo and Juliet (1968)

9/8/08

Worst Movies EVER!

The following is a list of films that I have seen and hated. I mean just HATED!!! Now this is not a completely accurate list of the worst movies ever made, just the ones I was duped into seeing. When 3 million people tell you that Gigli (2003) or Leonard Part 6 (1987) is terrible, you don't subject yourself to it. If you do, you deserve what you get. It also doesn't include notoriously awful movies like Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) and Manos: Hands of Fate (1966). I have seen both of these films and they are laughably bad. But how can you hate something that provided you with that much mirth? It's still entertainment!

1. FeardotCom (2002)
2. Pearl Harbor (2001)
3. Cabin Fever (2002)
4. Mission to Mars (2000)
5. Doogal (2006)
6. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
7. Twilight (2008)
8. Mission: Impossible II (2000)
9. The Peacemaker (1997)
10. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)