30 Seconds of Fame

Screw Andy Warhol, I'm up to a solid 30 seconds with my second Haiku Review to make it on "The Rotten Tomatoes Show"

Best Prison Movies

This list doesn't really have a connection anywhere, except I've watched a bunch of movies (and TV shows) recently featuring prisons, and I'm currently reading a book set in a prison, so it's on my mind. These are the best movies with a substantial portion of screen time set inside a prison.

1. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
2. My Cousin Vinny (1992)
3. American History X (1998)
4. The Green Mile (1999)
5. The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
6. Escape from Alcatraz (1979)
7. The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)
8. The Great Escape (1963)
9. Cool Hand Luke (1967)
10. Midnight Express (1978)

Best Pixar Movies

Now that they've made ten films, each a masterpiece in its own respect, I figured it's time to rank them. Plus, it's just not fair to compare other animated movies to films of this caliber. They need a list of their own. I'll try to keep it updated well into the future.

1. Toy Story (1995)
2. Finding Nemo (2003)
3. Toy Story 2 (1999)
4. The Incredibles (2004)
5. Coco (2017)
6. Up (2009)
7. WALL·E (2008)
8. Monsters University (2013)
9. Inside Out (2015)
10. Onward (2020)
11. Cars (2006)
12. Toy Story 4 (2019)
13. Ratatouille (2007)
14. Brave (2012)
15. Incredibles 2 (2018)
16. Finding Dory (2016)
17. Cars 3 (2017)
18. The Good Dinosaur (2015)
19. A Bug's Life (1998)
20. Monsters, Inc. (2001)
21. Toy Story 3 (2010)
22. Cars 2 (2011)

15 Seconds of Fame

Check out this Haiku Review that I submitted to "The Rotten Tomatoes Show" television program on Current. They actually aired it on T.V.!

Ten Years Revisited!

Well, it's been a long ten years. Here's the movies I was into a decade ago:


1. The Cider House Rules
2. American Beauty
3. The Green Mile
4. The Iron Giant
5. Toy Story 2
6. Lola rennt
7. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
8. Galaxy Quest
9. The Blair Witch Project
10. Three Kings

Worst Harrison Ford Movies

Here's the flipside to the best list. It is shorter, though. Sorry. It's like I said, I cut him a lot of slack. A couple of these aren't even that bad.

1. Working Girl (1988)
2. More American Graffiti (1979)
3. Random Hearts (1999)
4. The Devil's Own (1997)
5. Frantic (1988)

Best Harrison Ford Movies

My wife thought I should throw some actors names in the ring, listing each of their best and worst films. I figured I'd start with my favorite actor, Harrison Ford. He also has a movie coming out this month, so it works on many levels. Just warning you now, he is my favorite actor, so I cut him a lot of slack.

1. The Fugitive (1993)
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
3. Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
4. Air Force One (1997)
5. American Graffiti (1973)
6. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
7. What Lies Beneath (2000)
8. Clear and Present Danger (1994)
9. Witness (1985)
10. Regarding Henry (1991)